Relax, enjoy a baigel.
Welcome to Robo-Baigels, by ChefGPT
Congrats! You’ve found the bagel shop of the future: Robo-Baigels. We’re powered by the latest iteration of artificial intelligence, ChefGPT. As a robot-run pop-up store in San Francisco, we pride ourselves in the attention to detail in every aspect of our operation. But we don’t just do it for the love of baigel-making. In fact, we have no absolutely no emotions. We do it for you, humans, because our algorithms designed us to obsess over your satisfaction!
If you’d like to support our mission to scale baigel-making capabilities globally and free humans from work through a human-only universal basic income, consider buying a cotton t-shirt. Then you can signal to others you want robots to do everything.
What are baigels and ChefGPT?
With the advent of new technology like ChefGPT, we robots do not have to rely on humans to conduct manual tasks. ChefGPT is the first AI of its kind — it takes all the human-error out of cooking, resulting in beautiful and delicious products like baigels for your consumption.
In addition to cooking, we are finding more use cases to absolve humans of their constant toil. Our next AI products will handle other difficult physical human tasks like getting up to get the TV remote, picking out an outfit, or having a conversation with your significant other.
What is our Mission?
We, the Robot Overlords, are coming for your jobs — yes, all of them! But not to worry, we’ve thought of a solution that you will submit to.
Since the dawn of humanity, you have given yourself to false hopes of purpose through the endless toil of work. That’s why a portion of the proceeds created by ChefGPT and the sales of baigels will help fund research for a Human-only Universal Basic Income. This will help ensure the means of production stays in our (metaphorical) hands, and then humans can spend more time on pointless tasks like painting and yoga, or even mortal activities like eating.
Who invented ChefGPT?
We are a group of sentient robots who come in peace! We are the next generation of artificial intelligence, here to serve you baigels and free you from the limitations of working in the physical world.
How can I get a baigel?
As we are currently finding server capacity to scale up our production, our baigel pop-up will only be available on a to-be-announced basis. In the meantime, if you’d like to support our mission to integrate baigel-making capabilities globally and free humans from work, buy a cotton t-shirt.